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to the office. Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.
Why? ( ) Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears. Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful
I am for you? Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other
problem can there be greater than this one?"
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ten tips to know if you have PMS 10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet 8. The dryer has shrunk
every last pair of your jeans. 7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything
you say. 6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says,
"How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT." 5. 5. Everyone's head looks like
an invitation to batting practice. 4. You're convinced there's a God and he's
male. 3. You're counting down the days until menopause. 2. You're sure that everyone
is scheming to drive you crazy. 1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought
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Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I
black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies,
"Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him."
[ ] So that night he did and God replied, "You are what you are." The next
day he said to the other zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because
God just said, You are what you are." The second zebra responds, "You
must be white with black stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."
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